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Wednesday, February 19, 2014

A Writer's Gag

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A writer was involved in a dispute with another writer (the nature of the dispute is left to speculation) and did the appropriate thing; he took it to the Lord in prayer. Of course, there are many lords as there are many gods such that it leaves room for improvisation. This writer who although, performed a commendable act by making his peculiar circumstance an item of prayer had the wrong intent because it wasn't about getting right with God. If anything, it was about getting even.

Back when I read this story, I thought why, couldn't the fellow get his hands on a good book of spells and just get it over with? None of the Harry Potter books had been written at the time but Lord of the Rings had been kicking around several years before. A few volumes of the Dark Tower had been published even the Necronomicon would have sufficed. Especially that last one.

Our man went into his closet, duly shut the door, fell on his knees, closed his eyes and cried out to the high heavens. Obviously, his cries were not loud enough because heaven couldn't wait to send him a reply—a no-reply. God answers not the prayers of the wicked. We all know that. But we have an idea who might have an interest in such prayers.
And the devil came.

How do you know it was the devil?” Someone asks. Well, how does anybody know anything? I heard it through the grapevine, of course. As the story goes, the sly one heard our man praying and he appeared to him, possibly in bright shining phantasma. Old cloven foot stepped right up into the sanctity of this guy's closet and said… You wanna know what the devil said to this writer? That’s what he said.
                The devil said to the ‘prayer…’ (Someone said the noun form for somebody who prays is prayer. I'm taking my cue from there.) The devil said to the ‘prayer,’ “whatever you ask for yourself, I'll give twice as much to your adversary. Ask wisely.” Trust the old fool to offer tips when he's got your number.

The writer vaulted that tight spot in a single breath. He brought his fingers to his chin and scratched. “I could ask you to chop off my right arm; the incompetent brat might lose both arms. It’s close enough for rock and roll, right?”
“Yeeeesssss,” the devil said. “Is that what you want?”
“No. wait, wait. The idiot might learn to write with his toes, folks are so desperate these days.” He ruffled his hair in frustration and as he dragged the palm of his hand across his face, his fingers came to rest on his eyes. The writer sprang up to his feet. He would have screamed Eureka! had the words come to mind. Instead, he said, a touch of pride in his voice, “Make me go blind in one eye.”


It's an old side splitter that's not lost its punch line, yes? An American gag, if there ever was one. It won't amaze me if the Americans who read this laugh as a gesture of courtesy. They probably, heard it before.

Keep your pen bleeding!

Akpan


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Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Frodo Baggins & Harry Potter: A Comparison

Frodo Baggins
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The Hobbit, Frodo Baggins of The Lord of the Rings franchise and the bespectacled wizard, Harry Potter the eponymous character of the fantasy series by J. K. Rowling have striking similarities and peculiarities that all but beg to be recognized.

As far as speculations go, J. K. Rowling's series take after Tolkien's work but my topic is a mile wide of such theories. I'm not even about how the Harry Potter character is a spin-off of Frodo Baggins. What you have here people, is a fan's obsessive streak; a highly opinionated view of two of my favorite fictional characters.
Note: The bold and italicized fonts mark out the similarities.

In Tolkien's LOTR, Bilbo Baggins, who is his Uncle adopts his cousin, Frodo Baggins. The latter's Parents are almost non-existent in the plot. Harry Potter shares a similar fate difference is his parents are indeed dead. He lives with his aunt and uncle-in-law. While Frodo's task is destroying the immortal Dark Lord Sauron and Saving Middle Earth, Harry Potter has his hands full fighting off psycho wizard Lord Voldemort whose mind is bent on taking over the world.

The process by which Frodo becomes the Ring-Bearer and thereby the chosen one is a little complicated but somewhere down the line is An Act of Love that put the show on the road. Frodo's uncle Bilbo whose love for his favorite cousin made him adopt Frodo as heir gave him charge of The Ring before embarking on his journey. In the HP universe, the love of his mother who gave her life for his, saved baby Harry Potter's life and somehow, picked him out as the special one.

Harry Potter
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As the fate of their worlds come to rest on the shoulders of these two characters, they are accorded Chaperons. Frodo goes to the Dark Tower with Samwise Gamgee and Gollum (a most unlikely of escorts); Harry leaves on his quest with friends, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley. I have my doubts though, but I perceive the creature Gollum as Frodo's Dark Side. The despicable creature the easygoing and cheerful hobbit could become if The Ring takes over the control of his mind. And who is Harry's dark side but the Lord Voldemort in whose bloodstream flows Harry Potter's blood cells? One of them (Harry or Voldemort) must die if the other is to function maximally.

The Wizards add a twist to the entire storyline. In both characters' lives, two wizards play a major role; one good, the other not-so-good. Frodo has Gandalf the Grey (the good wizard) and Saruman (the evil wizard); Harry has Dumbledore (the good wizard) and on the other hand is Lord Voldemort (the evil wizard).

Another similarity that stares you in the face is the Persuasive ability both Frodo and Harry exhibit in their separate but unique macrocosms. When Frodo and his faithful companion and friend, Samwise catch Gollum riding their backtrail, Frodo talks the creature into guiding them to the Dark Tower where he would destroy the One Ring. And Harry is called upon by Professor Dumbledore to assist in retrieving information from a fellow Hogwarts professor. After much ceremony, Harry successfully drags out the secret about Voldemort's seeming immortality from the villain's former teacher.

Just in case it crossed your mind to ask, who of the two characters is my favorite? That's an easy enough question. I should get you an answer say... in my next lifetime; when I reanimate as a crossbreed of Frodo Baggins and Harry Potter.

Keep your pen bleeding.



Akpan








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Tuesday, January 29, 2013

5 Adult Writers Who Hit Their Stride Penning Children's Books


Quite a few of the writers of adult fiction who eventually became great authors and whose books commanded considerable commercial success attained bestseller status only after writing children's books. A little online research should set anybody in doubt straight and prove this a statement of fact.

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These success stories appeal fiercely to hearts that believe in the power of determination nope, this idea is rather rooted in faith in the power of simple/childish things. Just like these writers have warmed themselves to the hearts of first, children and then to the entire human race.

Every one of us has at one time been kids so it's possible most of the authors mentioned would unplug a flood of childhood memories. I'd like to take the list from the top and begin with writers who walked this sod, first before adding the others who jumped on the bandwagon along the way.




1. J. M. Barrie (1860-1937)
Barrie published his first novel, Better Dead in 1887 and A Window in Thrums in 1889. He started writing plays in 1890. He married and divorced. It is reported that to mend his broken heart, Barrie took to going out for long walks. He would encounter the influence for his most famous work during one of these long walks; he met the Llewelyn Davies brothers who in turn inspired his best known work, Peter Pan. Barrie became the boys' guardian after their parents passed away.

In 1902, Barrie wrote a book The Little White Bird. His most famous character, Peter Pan made his first appearance in this work. He later wrote a play telling the adventures of the flying boy who never grew up in Neverland. It was warmly received by the audience to rave reviews. In 1911, he published a book Peter and Wendy based on his Peter Pan play. It became a bestseller with children and adults alike.


Popularly known as J. R. R. Tolkien began his career as a children's book author. Tolkien who was an English poet, writer and professor is best remembered as the author of such classics as The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. It is reported as matter of fact, that the writer had planned The Lord of the Rings as a sequel to his children's book, The Hobbit but gave up on the idea when the project seemed way too big to and considered writing an adult novel instead.

This great writer known today as the classic high fantasy writer started out as a children's writer. The Hobbit and the book for which he has become reader favorites, The Lord of the Rings form a connected series of tales and fictional histories and revolve around similar characters. Tolkien has been considered the father of high fantasy. In 2009, he was ranked the 5th top earning celebrity by Forbes.


3. E. B. White (1899-1985)
He it was who revised William S. Strunk's The Elements of Style. Elwyn Brooks White was the son of a piano manufacturer who was once offered a teaching job at a university but turned it down because he had dreams of becoming a writer.

White published his poetry in newspapers and finally got off to publishing a poetry collection. Later on, he published several books; Ho Hum (1931), Another Ho Hum (1932) and Every Day Is Saturday (1934). But it would not be until 1945 that White would really hit his stride with the children's classic Stuart Little and in 1952 he published his most famous book, Charlotte's Web. According to a Publisher's Weekly survey in 2000, Charlotte's Web is the bestselling children's paperback of all time and has sold over 45 million copies.


4. Judy Blume (1938- )
In 1969, Blume (real name Judith Sussman) published The One in the Middle is the Green Kangaroo. It was her first book. In 1972 she published one of her best known works, Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing. In the decade that followed publication of her first book, Blume released over 13 children's books that performed well in the market. She made her break writing for children and teens and then she moved on to the adult market.

Her first adult novel made it to the New York Times bestseller list. The paperback of her third novel Summer Sisters spent several weeks at #1 of the New York Times bestseller list. Blume's books have exceeded sales of 80 million and have been translated into 31 languages.


5. J. K. Rowling (1965- )
In 2012 J. K. Rowling published her first adult novel, The Casual Vacancy. Before that time (this is a little bit boring. Com'on people, we all heard it before), she made history with a series of fantasy books called Harry Potter. The story of a bespectacled young wizard and his two friends.

J. K. Rowling has quite the resume for an author; the Harry Potter books have won multiple awards and sold over 450 million copies worldwide. Flogging herself over publicity for her adult novel would be the least of J. K. Rowling's (real name Joanne Rowling) worries. Not when the world grabs for anything that's got her name printed on it.


I'm not saying these authors went out of their way to publish children's books with calculated intent of getting at the adults (parents)-the idea here is whatever book pricks your child's interest will without argument grab yours and when such an author writes an adult novel you will go for it. But possibly, it may have crossed the minds of one or two of these writers, don't you think? In any case, these creative minds did not limit themselves to one market and because they had the courage to branch out, they discovered the limitless prairies of success.
Do you not have something you should rather be writing?

Make your pen bleed!



Akpan





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