Showing posts with label Lovecraft. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lovecraft. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

A Writer's Gag

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A writer was involved in a dispute with another writer (the nature of the dispute is left to speculation) and did the appropriate thing; he took it to the Lord in prayer. Of course, there are many lords as there are many gods such that it leaves room for improvisation. This writer who although, performed a commendable act by making his peculiar circumstance an item of prayer had the wrong intent because it wasn't about getting right with God. If anything, it was about getting even.

Back when I read this story, I thought why, couldn't the fellow get his hands on a good book of spells and just get it over with? None of the Harry Potter books had been written at the time but Lord of the Rings had been kicking around several years before. A few volumes of the Dark Tower had been published even the Necronomicon would have sufficed. Especially that last one.

Our man went into his closet, duly shut the door, fell on his knees, closed his eyes and cried out to the high heavens. Obviously, his cries were not loud enough because heaven couldn't wait to send him a reply—a no-reply. God answers not the prayers of the wicked. We all know that. But we have an idea who might have an interest in such prayers.
And the devil came.

How do you know it was the devil?” Someone asks. Well, how does anybody know anything? I heard it through the grapevine, of course. As the story goes, the sly one heard our man praying and he appeared to him, possibly in bright shining phantasma. Old cloven foot stepped right up into the sanctity of this guy's closet and said… You wanna know what the devil said to this writer? That’s what he said.
                The devil said to the ‘prayer…’ (Someone said the noun form for somebody who prays is prayer. I'm taking my cue from there.) The devil said to the ‘prayer,’ “whatever you ask for yourself, I'll give twice as much to your adversary. Ask wisely.” Trust the old fool to offer tips when he's got your number.

The writer vaulted that tight spot in a single breath. He brought his fingers to his chin and scratched. “I could ask you to chop off my right arm; the incompetent brat might lose both arms. It’s close enough for rock and roll, right?”
“Yeeeesssss,” the devil said. “Is that what you want?”
“No. wait, wait. The idiot might learn to write with his toes, folks are so desperate these days.” He ruffled his hair in frustration and as he dragged the palm of his hand across his face, his fingers came to rest on his eyes. The writer sprang up to his feet. He would have screamed Eureka! had the words come to mind. Instead, he said, a touch of pride in his voice, “Make me go blind in one eye.”


It's an old side splitter that's not lost its punch line, yes? An American gag, if there ever was one. It won't amaze me if the Americans who read this laugh as a gesture of courtesy. They probably, heard it before.

Keep your pen bleeding!

Akpan


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Wednesday, January 22, 2014

The Shepherd's Journal: The Map to Atlantis


If Atlantis is history's greatest jigsaw puzzle, the Shepherd's Journal is its most coveted text.
The Mythical World of Atlantis, the
companion booklet to the Disney anime,
Atlantis, The Lost Empire

Now here's a cause for speculation; imagine that a shepherd (by all means, uneducated) and considered a lunatic in his time authored man's most elusive literary work. Disney's fictional grimoire is a bit of an internet sensation, as well. When I created an article comparing the Shepherd's Journal with Lovecraft's Necronomicon, I didn't have the slightest idea I was on to something. But here I am today to tell you the page views that post has received speak for the popularity of the two fictional grimoire of forbidden lore. (It's been viewed about 3,000 times!) And it's all thanks to Google search redirects-surfers, it appears-just never get enough of the Shepherd's Journal.

And there's the reason for this hard, short look at the mystery of the book called the Shepherd's Journal and formerly, the Scrolls of Aziz; it comes shuttling through the foyer of popular demand. At least, surfers now have an alternative text discussing the respected grimoire besides the fact it's on the same blog (well, it's my idea, isn't it?). And though this post may not be as big a hit as it's harbinger, it'll serve as a much-needed supplementary component that improves intelligence on the revered journal.

The bulk of details I'll be dribbling about has been acquired from The Mythical World of Atlantis—Theories of the Lost Empire from Plato to Disney, the companion booklet to the Disney anime, Atlantis: The Lost Empire. Every time you read the phrase, the booklet on this page, I refer to this single companion text.

It was authored by an Arab called Aziz, a shepherd who was considered a lunatic in his own time. The work itself was first thought to be the writings of a mad man, but later proved to be a detailed account of Aziz' encounter with a vast underground civilization assumed to be Atlantis.
            Aziz, the shepherd while tending his sheep, slipped through a rift in the ground and disappeared only to resurface a full two years later babbling gibberish.

The Shepherd's Journal is said to be a firsthand account of the lost Empire of Atlantis and its exact location. Formerly known as the Scrolls of Aziz before Pope Sixtus V rechristened it the Shepherd's Journal, the text was originally in scroll format before monks cut them and bound them into journal format adding illustrations to the material. It came into the hands of the monks when a Turkish fortune hunter who stole the grimoire for its value from the library in Constantinople, took ill and died while receiving treatment in their monastery. But before revealing the importance of the journal to these monks.

The Greeks were the first to study the journal and discovered the text was written in Atlantean (language of Atlantis). Solon who proposed the journal was written in Atlantean language showed the journal to Plato.
Charlemagne took the journal to Constantinople where it was stolen and ended up in Lindisfarne. The Vikings plundered Lindisfarne and took the text to Iceland. After the Viking expedition to Atlantis was destroyed Thorfinn, the sole survivor of the expedition returned the journal to Iceland.

The fictional book, The Shepherd's
Journal as seen in the animated film,
Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Vespucci, the Portuguese explorer was gifted the journal by the Mayans who considered it an honorable gift. Vespucci, after fruitless efforts in interpreting the content, took it to his friend, Leonardo Da Vinci to decipher it. According to the booklet, Da Vinci was perhaps, the first modern man to fully translate the Atlantean language. The journal documented the fact that the sun does not move long before Galileo and his companions came on the scene.

Da Vinci was left-handed, and after he saw the journal, he had taken to writing from right to left so that his notes could only be read in a mirror. Da Vinci was probably afraid his writing would be controversial, if not heretical.
            Benjamin Franklin mentions studying the Shepherd's Journal during a visit to Versailles in 1788, in his diaries.

Napoleon's troops recovered the long-lost journal in Egypt. They stored it there for a time, with other artifacts, which included the Rosetta Stone. It got into the hands of the British who shipped it to Great Britain where it was stored in the British museum. Scholars of the day thought the journal of no particular historical significance and it was given to the British library.

Ignatius Donnelly, an American senator with Irish ancestry borrowed from the British museum and smuggled it to Ireland and then to Iceland. It remained there until the Whitmore-Thatch expedition retrieved it and brought it to Washington for study. It is the same Thatch who became the grandfather of Milo James Thatch—the cartographer and linguist. Milo formed a part of the team, which discovered Atlantis in the animated movie.

You can believe any of the facts about the Shepherd's Journal so long as you keep it at the back of your mind that the journal itself was nothing but a plot device.

Keep your pen bleeding.


Akpan


Thursday, June 20, 2013

IntShoWriMo 2013: DAY 20

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Today’s Prompt:
Write about the letter X.
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Link for Day 20: DAY 20: Xcalibur Word Count: 1,160

Have you ever wondered why, every time you chance on the letter X on a platform besides a board displaying the English alphabet, you fasten your mental safety belt even without deliberate intent to do it?

The main character in this story explains through monologue, the value of x within and outside the walls of a classroom to his son who is visiting at his house. From the x inscribed on light poles to movies like the X-Files to the customized x on Lovecraft’s grimoire, the legendary Necronomicon, you might very well be tempted to pluck the x out of your name after reading this story.

Read the full story here, DAY 20: Xcalibur

Keep your pen bleeding.


Akpan


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Sunday, June 9, 2013

IntShoWriMo 2013: DAY 9

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Today’s Prompt:
You wake up, go to the bathroom and look in the mirror. A different face stares back at you. Begin your story here.

Link for Day 9: DAY 9: Window into Hell Word Count: 2,131

                “A mirror can be a real pain in the butt, sometimes.”
Enter the world of Emma as she makes a horrific discovery about her mirror. One morning she wakes up to find what she calls grime on the surface of her looking glass. Her big mistake? She never should have touched it.

A mirror is a portal into the parallel universe we call reflection but Emma’s mirror became the ultimate weapon of world domination for alien species existing side by side with our universe.

Is that really your reflection staring back at you when you look in the mirror?
Are you for sure?

Read the full story here, DAY 9: Window into Hell

Keep your pen bleeding.


Akpan



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Tuesday, January 22, 2013

3 Lovecraftian Character Archetypes



"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents."


The Cthulhu Mythos connoisseur created a little clutter of characters in his lifetime which became constant features in much of his fiction. A casual reading of Lovecraft's works would inform the mind of the recurrence of three character archetypes the master of horror employed as his protagonists. At least, it's what I believe, you might harbor a different opinion. It's allowed.


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1. The Explorer
Probably, the most consistent character in Lovecraft's tales, this character usually sets off on a quest for the unknown driven by a whiff of information. A character who exhibits an investigative disposition and is fully aware and  understands the consequences of such hideous adventure but decides to go ahead  anyway.

The profile of this fictional character is summed up by the words of a peculiar Lovecraftian character who appears in the story, The Lurking Fear. In the story, this personality declares,
"I am a connoisseur in horrors."
Such characters take it as their responsibility to explore the unknown, to find the source of the terror and if possible, destroy it. There is a pervading sense of obligation to things of the macabre. The primary inclination of these fictional people is best explained by the words of another Lovecraft character;
"Burning curiosity began to displace all other feelings and I enlarged my investigations as best I could."
Lovecraft,


"It is for this latter reason that I urge, with all the force of my being, final abandonment of all the attempts at unearthing those fragments of unknown, primordial masonry which my expedition set out to investigate. Assuming that I was sane and awake, my experience on that night was such as has befallen no man before. It was, moreover, a frightful confirmation of all I had sought to dismiss as myth and dream."
Lovecraft,




2. The Victim
There is a prototype of this character portrayed in the Lovecraft story, Pickman's Model where the protagonist comes in contact with an artist bearing the titular name and his painting. Pickman is in the process of painting a monster that the main character misinterprets as the artist's imagination until he discovers the awful truth.

The Victims are secondary hosts who experience horror only through their association with a primary host who has made contact with some sort of paranormal activity.

"No, I don't know what's become of Pickman, and I don't like to guess. You might have surmised I had some inside information when I dropped him — and that's why I don't want to think where he's gone. Let the police find what they can — it won't be much, judging from the fact that they don't know yet of the old North End place he hired under the name of Peters."
Lovecraft,
Pickman's Model

Another example is one of Lovecraft's most famous works, The Call of Cthulhu. A character comes in contact with the papers of his great-uncle. Said papers seem to be possessed by the spirit which haunted a young artist and ultimately led to his death. It also led to the death of the main character's great-uncle and has likely rearranged the psyche of this character by the time the story turns for home. The displaced wanderer/traveler who finds haunted lodging also comes under this point.


"That was the document I read, and now I have placed it in the tin box beside the bas-relief and the papers of Professor Angell. With it shall go this record of mine - this test of my own sanity, wherein is pieced together that which I hope may never be pieced together again. I have looked upon all that the universe has to hold of horror, and even the skies of spring and the flowers of summer must ever afterward be poison to me. But I do not think my life will be long."
Lovecraft,
The Call of Cthulhu



3. The Inventor

"He no longer treated me so much like a friend as like an implement in his skilled and greedy fingers. I found him possessed of unexpected traits - little examples of baseness and cruelty, apparent even to the hardened Simes, which disturbed me in a most unusual manner. Often he would display extraordinary cruelty to live specimens in his laboratory, for he was constantly carrying on various hidden projects in glandular and muscular transplantation on guinea-pigs and rabbits."
Lovecraft,
The Disinterment

Lovecraftian tales like The Disinterment portray characters who are desperate inventors. The mad scientist persona is another popular feature in Lovecraft's tales. These inventors include alchemists and as a matter of fact, there's a Lovecraft work that goes by that name.
These set of Lovecraftian characters are usually involved in inventions bordering on insanity. These would stop at nothing to achieve their goals and often, perform experiments to alter natural processes like death.

Lovecraft's fictional people could possibly be classified under broader terms. This is just a personal shot at understanding the works of a master of the craft.
Hope you were inspired.

Keep your pen bleeding!



Akpan




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Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Startling Similarities Between the Necronomicon & the Shepherd's Journal





Updated: June.16.2015

Did the makers of the
Disney animated feature film, Atlantis: The Lost Empire borrow the peculiarities of Lovecraft's fictional grimoire of magical rites and forbidden lore, the Necronomicon?

While researching for a new article, I came across a booklet, The Mythical World of Atlantis. The Lost Empire from Plato to Disney, a companion to the animated Disney film I mentioned earlier. I thought maybe I'd do something different, a blogpost discussing the myth called Atlantis.
After flipping casually, through the pages towards the end of the book I came across stunning similarities between Disney's fictional book, the Shepherd's Journal, which is a detailed account by an Arab shepherd of his encounter with Atlantis and H. P. Lovecraft's Necronomicon. The compulsion to do this article was so strong I had to blog or drop.

1. The Mad Arab Persona
"The dreaded Necronomicon of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred."
Lovecraft,

"The Shepherd's Journal is attributed to a shepherd named Aziz, and was first thought to be the writings of a mad man."
The  Mythical World of Atlantis



2. Similarity in Author Names
The Necronomicon is of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred.

The Shepherd's Journal is of the mad Arab Aziz.

Abdul is not a full name but a short form of a longer name Abdullahi. On the other hand, it could be the abb. for ABDULAZIZ 0r better yet, ABDUL AZIZ. See the connection?



3. Similarity in Original Book Titles
Both books had two titles and there's similarity between the first titles.

"Original title (of the Necronomicon) Al Azif-azif being the word used by Arabs to designate that nocturnal sound... supposed to be the howling of demons.

Lovecraft,
History of the Necronomicon

"The Greeks were the first to study the (Shepherd's) Journal, the known as the Scrolls of Aziz."

The  Mythical World of Atlantis

Seen the rhyming names? Al Azif and Scrolls of Aziz?


4. Both Arab Authors Found an Underground Civilization
"Of (Abdul Alhazred's) madness many things are told. He claimed to have found beneath the ruins of a certain nameless desert town the shocking annals and secrets of a race older than mankind."

Lovecraft,

History of the Necronomicon.

"The Shepherd's Journal attributed to a Shepherd named Aziz proved to be a detailed account of the shepherd's unbelievable encounter with a vast underground civilization."

The  Mythical World of Atlantis


5. First Translation For Both Volumes was Greek
"In AD 950 the Azif (Necronomicon) was secretly translated into Greek"


Lovecraft,

History of the Necronomicon

"The Greeks were the first to study the (Shepherd's) Journal and revealed them to be more fact than fiction."

The  Mythical World of Atlantis


6. Links with Constantinople
"Translated into Greek by Theodorus Philetas of Constantinople."

The Necronomicon
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Lovecraft,
History of the Necronomicon

"A Turkish fortune hunter stole the scrolls from the libraries in Constantinople."

The  Mythical World of Atlantis


7. Both Tomes Held at a Library
"They had stopped him from consulting the dubios old books (Necronomicon) on forbidden secrets that were kept under lock and key in a vault at the university library."
Lovecraft,
Dreams in the Witch-House


"Scholars of the day thought the journal of no particular historical significance and it was given to the British Library.
The  Mythical World of Atlantis



8. Both Books Identified with Clergy
"The work both Latin and Greek was banned by Pope Grogory IX in 1232."
Lovecraft,
History of the Necronomicon



"In the year 1589, Pope Sixtus V rechristened the book the Shepherd's Journal."
The  Mythical World of Atlantis


9. Both Volumes Form Part of Millionaires' Collection
"A fifteenth century (Necronomicon) is persistently rumored to form part of the collection of a celebrated American millionaire."
Lovecraft,
History of the Necronomicon



"The (Shepherd's) Journal remained in Iceland until the Whitmore-Thatch expedition retrieved it and brought it to Washington for study."
The  Mythical World of Atlantis
It is now held in the Preston B. Whitmore (the millionaire who funded the expedition) archives.


10. Both Texts Promise Evil
Lovecraft states again and again in his stories the evil unleashed just by reading the Necronomicon. The  Mythical World of Atlantis tells tales of woes befalling those who came in contact with The Journal.

"Reading leads to terrible consequences."
Lovecraft,
History of the Necronomicon

"All that was known (or handed down through the oral tradition) was that the journal was a book of great power-and possible evil."
The  Mythical World of Atlantis


        
The Shepherd's Journal.
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11. The Yucatan Connection
Lovecraft's story The Temple is similar to tales of Atlantis because the temple is part of an ancient underwater kingdom. One of the characters in the story gives a detailed account of how a remnant of Atlantis in the form of a very odd bit of ivory carved to represent a youth's head crowned with laurel 
found in the coat pocket a dead sailor steered their submarine to the underwater temple. His manuscript was Found On The Coast of Yucatan.

"After the Viking expedition was destroyed the currents (of the Atlantic Ocean) carried the Journal all the way across the Atlantic to the Coast of the Yucatan Peninsula.
The  Mythical World of Atlantis




12. The Crystal
"In the coffin lay an amulet of curios and exotic design, which had apparently been worn around the sleeper's neck...a small piece of green jade. We recognized it as the thing hinted of in the forbidden Necronomicon of the mad Arab Alhazred."
Lovecraft,
The Hound

"Milo helps Kida uncover the nature of the Heart of Atlantis: it supplies the Atlanteans with power and longevity through the crystals worn around their necks.
Wikipedia,
Synopsis of Atlantis: The Lost Empire


I know, I know, it sounds like the ravings of a mad man. But so did the Necronomicon and the Scrolls of Aziz and people killed to get their hands on 'em. However, does it not strike you funny that the similarities between the two fictional grimoires is so spectacular?
       It's indeed possible the writers of Disney's Atlantis' intention was not to make a reference to Lovecraft's fictional book then again, who knows for sure?

Keep your pen bleeding!



Akpan

Sunday, January 6, 2013

5 Ways to Tell Your Art Will Sell

No one can guarantee you will meet success in a particular field.

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It's probably, okay to have somebody to talk to when walking that sensitive path towards choosing a lifelong career. They might even point you to what you're good at or better off doing. But you will still have to battle the question of whether or not people will buy into your idea, your talent or your craft-whatever road your heart is bent on traveling.

These 5 steps are not exactly open sesames but they might get you started and guide you in making the right decision. The following points are not arranged in any particular order.



Study the Market
Except you do not intend to have a career that puts bread on your table and a roof over your head, you need to have a feel for what the market wants. The literary taste buds of an audience alters one generation to the next. Today's readers might be easily thrown off by Lovecraft's style of writing and without argument, balk at Shakespearean literature. The  publishing business is a rapidly evolving industry and you have to keep up with the shifts if you don't want to be left behind.


Get a Role Model
This step is absolutely necessary. If you have somebody going up ahead of you, somebody who's impressed bold footprints in the sands of time by calling up all his experience-forged resourcefulness, you got leverage. There's a very strong chance you would meet with less frustration than you would going it alone on the long and winding road of your calling without a role model.


Do the thing You Love and are Passionate About
After all is said and done, your choice of career should be the craft you've fallen head over heels for. It should be art and it must give you style and class-a level of dignity that presents the real you as you are to your world. Art must be self-expression or it is not. Who you decide to be recognized as and What you choose to be identified with must be a medium through which you can channel your passion. Everything else must come after. Make no bones about it.


If You Got It Flaunt It
In doing our best and thrusting ourselves wholly and in complete abandon into our chosen field we get a foretaste of who/what we seek to become. This is what's required if we must settle all manner of doubts in our minds. If you are a writer, you can effectively prove a genre is appropriate for you when you immerse yourself into writing a lot of fiction in your pet genre. Do it over and over again, when you feel like it and (ideally) when you don't feel anything like it. Bury yourself totally in your work and let it define and recreate you.


Stay On Your Grind
Fans need you to establish you are not going to put an egg in your shoe and beat it just when they're just beginning to feel your vibe. You need to bring persistence to bear and demonstrate to your readers that you can adapt (there's the word I've been meaning to get at) to the swings and shifts in the industry. That you can stand true and withstand the test of time.


There it is. It's not magic but at least you got a a fighting chance of being sure you're headed in the right direction, to even know there is a direction. You possess an opportunity to perfect by pruning or polishing, your craft and discover what else needs to be done before you are ready to take over the world.

Keep your pen bleeding!


Akpan







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