Tuesday, January 8, 2013

25 Stephen-King-Sunset-Scenes

I'm reading a Stephen King collection called Just After Sunset. And the title got me thinking about King's fascination with the night, moonlight and, sunsets. That got me started and I thought I'd go through a bit of his stories and create an article like the one you're reading.




Night came on and the stars unrolled across the sky from east to west like a rug with spangles in it. A half-moon rose between two peaks and sat there, casting a sickroom glow over this stretch of the highway and the open land on both sides of it.
Just After Sunset (Willa)

Do you know how the sun looks at the end of a hot day in August, all orange and somehow squashed, as if an invisible hand were pushing down on the top of it and at any moment it might just pop like an overfilled mosquito and splatter all over the horizon? It was like that. In the east, where it was already dark, thunder was rumbling. But there was no rain that night, only a dark that came down as thick and stifling as a blanket.

The wind held long conversations with the gutters. A rind of white spring moon rose in the sky. Somewhere far away, in some still meadow of night or along some pine-edged corridor of forest, a dog barked furiously and then fell silent.

The moon peered in Tad's window like the white and slitted eye of a dead man.
Cujo

The evening seemed to go on forever, the light bleeding slowly out of the sky as the sun made its exit beyond the mountains on the western side of the lake, the mountains that marched off to join the Presidential Range of New Hampshire's chimney.

The sun went down, and what was left of the day was a white line painted on the western horizon. It looked no thicker than the white stripe painted down the center of the highway. That would be gone soon enough. Crickets sang in the high grass to the right of the driveway, making a mindlessly cheerful rickety-rickety sound.
Cujo

The sun sat on the horizon, round and scarlet-orange. It looked to her like a basketball that had been dipped in blood.
Cujo

The sun had made its, exit, leaving a still but somehow crazed yellow light over the fields. Somewhere a bird sang, stopped, then sang again.
Cujo

The crickets sang, as they had in my dreams, and the trees huddled close on either side of the lane, as they always did in my dreams. Overhead, the sky was a fading strip of blue.
Bag of Bones

What's left is the sound of crickets and the sight of green leaves darkening toward black; branches that make shapes like faces; the sound of your heart in your chest, the beat of the blood against the backs of your eyes, and the look of the sky as the day's blue blood runs out of its cheek.
Bag of Bones

What comes in when daylight leaves is a kind of certainty: that beneath the skin there is a secret, some mystery both black and bright. You feel this mystery in every breath, you see it in every shadow, you expect to plunge into it at every turn of a step. It is here; you slip across it on a kind of breathless curve like a skater turning for home.
Bag of Bones

At one moment there was only the fading sky (with indigo just starting to rise up from the edges like an infusion of ink), and at the next Venus was glowing there, bright and steady.
Bag of Bones

The sunset was fading to a baleful afterglow. The sky in the west looked like the white of a bloodshot eye.
Bag of Bones

Out there to her left, the sun was a small orange-yellow coin peering dully.
Just After Sunset (The Gingerbread Girl)

The sun was a deepening orange, kindling the western horizon. Soon the horizon would catch fire.
Just After Sunset (The Gingerbread Girl)

The dregs of sunset faded to bitter orange over the Wind River Range.
Just After Sunset (N.)

As if everything would stay the way it was forever, with sunset not more than forty minutes away and the sun sitting red over the horizon and that faded clarity in the air.
Just After Sunset (N.)

A brilliant white cres-cent of moon rode low in it, seeming almost to be impaled on a sharp devil's prong of rock jutting from the east side of the China Pit.
Desperation

The thunderheads were darker, higher, and the water looked angry and implacable under their shadow and the reflected glow of the sunset.
Night Shift (I Am the Doorway)

The clouds had blottered the red remnants of the sunset, and the dunes were dark and shadow-cast. The clouds raced and boiled above us.
Night Shift (I Am the Doorway)

To the left the sun was going down in bloody glory. Straight ahead and across the water, the thunderclouds were beating their way towards us. Lightning forked at the water.
Night Shift (I Am the Doorway)

The moon has risen over the sea, bloated, full, the color of blood, staining the ocean with a noxious shade.
Night Shift (Jerusalem’s Lot)

The moonlight stitched inky crescent-shaped shadows and folds across everything.
Night Shift (Night Surf)

Sometimes it seems to me that my clearest memories of Duma Key are of orange evening skies that bleed at the bottom and fade away at the top, green to black.
Duma Key

In that dream and all the ones which followed, it was always sunset. Vast red light filled the west, reaching high to heaven, where it faded first to orange, then to a weird green. The Gulf was nearly dead calm, with only the smallest and glassiest of rollers crossing its surface like respiration. In the reflected sunset glare, it looked like a huge socket filled with blood.
Duma Key


Akpan




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Sunday, January 6, 2013

5 Ways to Tell Your Art Will Sell

No one can guarantee you will meet success in a particular field.

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It's probably, okay to have somebody to talk to when walking that sensitive path towards choosing a lifelong career. They might even point you to what you're good at or better off doing. But you will still have to battle the question of whether or not people will buy into your idea, your talent or your craft-whatever road your heart is bent on traveling.

These 5 steps are not exactly open sesames but they might get you started and guide you in making the right decision. The following points are not arranged in any particular order.



Study the Market
Except you do not intend to have a career that puts bread on your table and a roof over your head, you need to have a feel for what the market wants. The literary taste buds of an audience alters one generation to the next. Today's readers might be easily thrown off by Lovecraft's style of writing and without argument, balk at Shakespearean literature. The  publishing business is a rapidly evolving industry and you have to keep up with the shifts if you don't want to be left behind.


Get a Role Model
This step is absolutely necessary. If you have somebody going up ahead of you, somebody who's impressed bold footprints in the sands of time by calling up all his experience-forged resourcefulness, you got leverage. There's a very strong chance you would meet with less frustration than you would going it alone on the long and winding road of your calling without a role model.


Do the thing You Love and are Passionate About
After all is said and done, your choice of career should be the craft you've fallen head over heels for. It should be art and it must give you style and class-a level of dignity that presents the real you as you are to your world. Art must be self-expression or it is not. Who you decide to be recognized as and What you choose to be identified with must be a medium through which you can channel your passion. Everything else must come after. Make no bones about it.


If You Got It Flaunt It
In doing our best and thrusting ourselves wholly and in complete abandon into our chosen field we get a foretaste of who/what we seek to become. This is what's required if we must settle all manner of doubts in our minds. If you are a writer, you can effectively prove a genre is appropriate for you when you immerse yourself into writing a lot of fiction in your pet genre. Do it over and over again, when you feel like it and (ideally) when you don't feel anything like it. Bury yourself totally in your work and let it define and recreate you.


Stay On Your Grind
Fans need you to establish you are not going to put an egg in your shoe and beat it just when they're just beginning to feel your vibe. You need to bring persistence to bear and demonstrate to your readers that you can adapt (there's the word I've been meaning to get at) to the swings and shifts in the industry. That you can stand true and withstand the test of time.


There it is. It's not magic but at least you got a a fighting chance of being sure you're headed in the right direction, to even know there is a direction. You possess an opportunity to perfect by pruning or polishing, your craft and discover what else needs to be done before you are ready to take over the world.

Keep your pen bleeding!


Akpan







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Saturday, January 5, 2013

The Dark Fascinates the Writers of Horror

The fictional character James Lowry encounters...
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Darkness commands its own peculiar kind of emotion: fear and awe.

Writers of the shock/suspense genre have harnessed this natural process and resource through all ages and generation. The dark seems to be a staple of the horror genre. Yet, we know it's not every scene in a story meant to terrify us that happens in the dark. There are frankly, quite a few stories which take place in the light that send the chill down our spines faster than would have been the case if the event occurred in a dimly-lit alley.

Men and women called into the ministry of fear understand people's reservations about dark, lonely places especially, the spots that have been deserted for quite a while. Such places bypass our rational minds and cry out to our subconscious with tales often difficult to believe but impossible to push to the back burner.

First, there is Fear of the Unknown, this is possibly the strongest case a horror writer can present for attaching so much importance to the dark. In moments of high-octane version of terror, a crumpled jacket lying on the floor of the closet could bear a really strong resemblance to the baby, dead and motionless or to some colossal creeping shadow that's waiting for the right moment to pounce on a victim and cause unthinkable harm.

The Element of Surprise is another very strong case. In the dark, nothing is what it seems. The writer of horror can manipulate the mind of his character(s) and reader(s) to believe one  thing is really going on while in matter of fact, the reverse is the case (whatever the reverse might be).

"If there had been no such thing as darkness, the makers of horror movies would have needed to invent it." (italics mine)
Stephen King,
Danse Macabre

All in all, it is the idea, I call it the general phobia we all reserve in our deep subconscious for the dark that fuels the drama in the horror genre. Writers in this genre seem to have their fingers on the stuff that freezes our breath in our lungs and stops our heartbeats if only, for a fraction of a second.

Think of all the dreadful places thoughts of the dark dredge up in your mind-places like the inside of a closed coffin, the bottom of a well, the depths of the dungeon, the inside of a cave, blindness, the inside of a closet, the closed boot of a car, the depths of the ocean, the basement, concussion, coma, death.  Is it a wonder we consider evil a dark matter? We even believe painful memories are stashed away in the dark places of our psyche.

The dark (be it in our minds or outside of it) is a world, a universe on its own and it never comes without its magic and do not forget, its box of misery.

Keep your pen bleeding.



Akpan





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Sunday, December 30, 2012

Don't it Make You Wanta Go Boom

I figured it's still Christmas and I could do this one last time for this year's yuletide season. It occurred to me that I've only written twelve poems out of the thirteen (horror-themed) verses I promised to write for Christmas 2012.
      This one really happened thanks to naughty kids playing with toys (this time firecrackers) who got a million naira worth of property burnt to the ground. I know you're out there, here's to you guys, you just made history!




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          A million stares penetrating the windows to December,
          Calling waived memories and forewarnings from the rudder
          Of the psyche. Things lost in the fire become flout's fodder.
          
          Don't it make you wanta go boom?
          The Christmas sprite is quick and true.
          Don't Christmas make you wanta burn?
          Christmastime is where the buck stops.
          
          Nobody gives a pin when they are blinded by pleasure.
          It's tricky can't observe when you seem caught up by seizure,
          But what happens when one firecracker busts a scissure?
          
          Can't kill happiness when 'tis the season to be happy;
          Can't contradict the spirit when we all feel like rejoicin'.
          Can't start fires you can't control and put people in misery.
          
          
          
          Akpan






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Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Catching Up On Christmas

A man (or woman) had a booze overdose on Christmas eve and woke up midnight of 25th or on Boxing Day to find out what we found out already; Christmas day is over and done. But wait, it's Boxing Day so he can still salvage his situation. He picks a fast food joint and goes out to celebrate Christmas.

What if the maitre d' is an old pal who's had a not-so-good experience with our guy? Of course, they recognize each other almost immediately the maitre d' comes to take his order. What if Boxing Day becomes... well, boxing day (like the Mike Tyson kind of boxing)?





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          Boozed on the eve, slept thro Christmas and awoke on Boxing Day
          Feeling like I dug out a tunnel thro Kilimanjaro.
          Wished myself a Merry Christmas and got off to celebrate.
          I figured I could still catch up on the fun shake up old bones.
          I went out and caught a bus and rode 5 miles to port unknown,
          Walked in a diner, picked a table with a view of the sea.
          The menu was in french, curved like seashells and plated with chrome.
          I leafed thro the tome whistling happy tunes and reminiscing
          Of the good times I've had and the one I lost and ones to come.
          The diner was called The River; the Calabar dish got me gone.
          
          The maitre d' crossed the hardwood floor and spoke. Barely caught his drift.
          I tore my eyes off my meal, paid him attention and fell plumb.
          Earth stood still at that moment and its only sound was bereft. 
          I could see we met before, his hard stare was cold and oblong.
          "So, we meet again." He didn't have to say it. I felt it
          Like I felt what came next; this guy was an inch shy of 7 feet.
          He waited tables at a diner till I got his butt fired.
          The River's air morphed into a living thing, sentient and dire.
          The maitre d' bared his knuckles. "Don't do something you gon' regret,"
          I said, getting up to my 7'2". "I don't welsh on a bet."
          
          
          
          Akpan




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Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Ghetto Santa

This was trending on Twitter and I thought I could recreate a Ghetto Santa's thoughts in a poem. And what if the ghetto in question is Nigerian?
       Much of the stuff you find in this line of poetry are highly overrated but I've tried to be true to the Nigerian setting as much as I possibly can.




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          Yo kid! You got your money? 'Cause this Santa ain't freebie.
          Holla at your momma make sure she got the right ticket.
          I like your style, your class but maybe I'll whack the bee's knees.
          Lose the cunt face, eh. Got no love for Santa Clause, midget?
          Say, it's Christmas that's why we're here to make some cool money.
          You came to laugh, dance and clap your hands. I came to get paid.
          Now that we understand each other, don't fight the feeling.
          Hello, how d'you do? I'm Santa Claus. Let's start over again.
          Let's get issues cleared from the start; I ain't here to please you.
          I'm here to do what I do, you're here to love what I do.
          Come, sit here on my laps tell me what you wish and you'll see
          That Santa can be nice like paradise if you ain't naughty.
          Don't mess up the costume, wipe your tears. We can talk things out.
          You don't gotta get all mushy. What are you all about?
          I like you kid but you gotta go. The next kid looks rich
          So, hurry chop! chop! Get the hell out o' here, little Grinch.
          
          
          
          Akpan





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Monday, December 24, 2012

Childhood Christmas Wishlist

What if a grown up decides to ask Santa to fulfill all his childhood wishes?What if Santa were to grant these wishes in a literal sense as the kid this man was once conceived it and not in the light of the man the kid became?
      What do you suppose, would be the consequence of such an extraordinary treat?




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          I asked for it but this isn't exactly what I had in mind,
          Can you take it all back Santa, could you please, oblige?
          Mama's been dead a decade, Papa my entire life.
          I once asked that they live forever. Is that my crime?
          Ignore my childish wishes can you straddle that line?
          I can't stand ghosts, I detest spooks. Same goes for my wife.
          I wished Dad be here every Christmas but I switched sides.
          I'm immune to spirits but I will rather decline!
          
          Wait, was that MJ I saw walk into my bedroom?
          Man, did you have to bring him back too, what's up with you?
          I thought you was wise Santa. Couldn't you take a cue?
          There's my favorite childhood jacket, you brought it back, fool.
          I'm too big to wear it and how come it smells like goop?
          You shrunk my big Bro to a 12 year old man, that's cool.
          I'm gonna kick him around a bit until he's blue.
          But you didn't have to bring back nanny. She's so cruel.
          
          Santa, is that the dish I smashed on Christmas? Come on
          I thought we went over this. Mama got a new one.
          Check this out: My childhood toy collection. Man, you rock!
          And my complete Power Rangers set. Thanks, Santa Claus.
          You shouldn't have brought my dead cat. Makes me nervous.
          It's snowing under my bed, a wish you could ignore.
          My house's hooked to Santa's sleigh, I believe I can soar.
          I see the Chapel's rooftop it's top o' the world, mom!
          
          
          
          Akpan





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The Last Noel

A burglar stages a heist on the night Santa visits a home. Shots are fired but the burglar already cut the power before going in and nobody can tell for sure who's who. Problem is both Santa and burglar have a big sack and both are dressed in Santa suits. One of them is down, the other is nowhere around. Did the real Santa scramble away in fright or was it the burglar who escaped with his loot?

Here's a poem which speaks along the same line but mind the twists, it may or may not give a satisfying answer to the question but it should thrill you-there's an element of surprise.



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          'Twas the eve of Christmas when two men with intentions
          Came sliding down our chimney for an awesome opossum.
          They came at intervals both present for the action.
          Dad was out on unspecified assignment, said mom.
          We was asleep when things went down but we heard a buzz.
          I guess one Santa hit on the other and they fought.
          Whatever it was that started the bustle, it caught.
          The two Santas royal rumbled beside the large hearth.
          
          'Twas on the night before Christmas all hell broke the peace
          And the Grinch came and stole the spirit of the season.
          One of the Santas cut the power and locked us in,
          Which of the Santas was the burglar, which was the real?
          They both wore their Santa suits, they both laughed Ho! Ho!
          When mom demanded they pull their beards they went No! No!
          Now Junior he's been basing but do not tell him so.
          He fetched his Luger and drilled in one Santa two potholes.
          
          'Twas on the morn' of Christmas by the light of the moon,
          We checked the Santa Junior picked off and mother swooned.
          Second Santa was long gone guess he was the real goon.
          But how come mama zonked out, did she love Santa too?
          I know we killed the real Santa but it wasn't noon?
          He wore beards, hard to identify without preview.
          When mom started kissing Santa, we thought she was loon.
          Junior pulled the beards, Santa became Dad. We were doomed!
          
          
          
          Akpan


          
          






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Dasher's Dilemma

What if Santa's Reindeer, Dasher wanders far from home and gets lost in the backwoods  (I don't think there are any woods in the North Pole so maybe Dasher gets himself lost in an endless beach of snow) then, has a fatal encounter with The Abominable Snowman, a polar bear?
     My high school Reader had a very short poem about how a kid named Algie met a bear and got eaten. That poem inspired mine however, in my piece, Algie becomes Santa Claus' reindeer, Dasher.



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          A deer for a bear is only fair
          As a thriller that's a diller's a winner.
          Fair is fair as a deer is dear.
          A belly filler as a tiller's a digger.
          
          Gore came down one fine Christmas night.
          When Dasher took a casual walk
          And wandered thro the beach of white
          Snow-rid expanse off Santa's court.
          The moon glowed gay the stars shone bright,
          And Dasher fell into deep thought.
          One more night then Santa's sleigh ride.
          His last thought before his breath caught.
          
          A deer for a bear is only fair
          As a thriller that's a diller's a winner.
          Fair is fair as a deer is dear.
          A belly filler as a tiller's a digger.
          
          You see, Dasher had been walking,
          Behind enemy lines crossing.
          Th'Abominable Snowman's a-sleeping
          Dreaming reindeer for a feasting.
          Old Dasher he was a-singing,
          Ignorant of devilish scheming.
          How Fate thus makes fools of us all.
          If only he'd seen his downfall.
          
          A deer for a bear is only fair
          As a thriller that's a diller's a winner.
          Fair is fair as a deer is dear.
          A belly filler as a tiller's a digger.
          
          One eye then, two eyes popped open.
          Three eyes then, four eyes were gaping.
          'Tis two Abominable Snow Men.
          He knew not he was the token
          The answer to prayers unspoken.
          For the bears, Christmas'll be smokin'
          But the deer knew not what's cookin'.
          
          A deer for a bear is only fair
          As a thriller that's a diller's a winner.
          Fair is fair as a deer is dear.
          A belly filler as a tiller's a digger.
          
          So, the bears walked up to Dasher
          He almost believed they're Santa.
          But there's two and that's a whopper.
          "Say, you care for a hug, Dasher?
          He stepped back too spooked to answer.
          They hugged him tight, hard and harder,
          Snapped his spine and burst his bladder.
          Dasher bowed and slept forever.
          
          A deer for a bear is only fair
          As a thriller that's a diller's a winner.
          Fair is fair as a deer is dear.
          A belly filler as a tiller's a digger.
          
          
          
          Akpan





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