Day 9: My Friend, Mark
Today’s
Prompt: You receive a mysterious email and the subject line reads “Everything
you know is a lie.” You open the email and read further: “Act calm as not to
alert anyone, but everyone around you is not who they say they are. You need to
quietly get out of there and meet me at the spot where you had your first kiss.
You know the place. My name is Mark.”
— Courtesy: WritersDigest.Com
Word
Count: 1,770
I want to tell you about my friend, Mark.
But let’s get something straight from the onset. ‘First Kiss’ isn’t exactly what it sounds like and Mark who is the reason I’m telling this
story to begin with, is not the guy’s real name. And I am not in the secret
service or anything so lay aside every sentiment you may have for folks in that
department. Let’s get back to Mark cause this story is about him. Him not me, forget everything you ever
heard those wannabe shrinks say. Those folks couldn’t wriggle free of a wet
toilet tissue trammel to begin with.
…What?
You wanna know how I ended up eating roaches for dinner? That’s what I’m
getting at. Haven’t you been listening to a word I’ve said these past minutes?
‘First Kiss’ was what we called our rite
of induction. We belonged to this cult, you see?
…No
it aint the kind of cult where you had to off people just to make an appearance.
It was totally legit stuff.
…How
come I’m stuck here if it was totally legit? Are you for real? Who’s telling
this story, anyway? Are you an undercover shrink or something? You even stink
like one.
…You’re
not? Let’s get something straight, I’ll tell my story my way or it’s no way.
Like
I said, it was totally legit. We committed no crimes. Check your records see if you’ll find a crime
by The Mark Gang. The only clause is we were all boys. Four boys, five, if you
counted Mark.
Let’s
get to the highpoints of the story. There were school folks who believed Mark
was an alien.
…No.
Not an illegal immigrant kind of thing. We never knew who his parents were,
though.
I’m
talking about an extraterrestrial, the Stephen Spielberg kind. He probably flew
in from one of the Kepler cluster of planets all these young charismatic set of
astronauts keep probing. He looked the type, too?
…Did
we find any evidence to buttress the fact? Plenty.
First,
one of the kids in our cult Etok (/hey toke/), I believe it was had this issue
with Mark about his gender and he called him out, too.
“How
come I never seen you go on a date?” Etok said. It was the truth Mark rarely
ever chatted up a girl and he forbade us to bring girls to meetings even a
simple group gathering.
…What
did we discuss in the meetings? Why would I tell you? Those were group secrets
and we swore to never tell. Would you tell me if I asked what you guys
discussed in your locker rooms or what you and your wife do… Read More Here: IntShoWriMo 2014
Eneh Akpan
June 9th, 2014
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